buen buenos noches, my friend. ladies and gentlemen, i took the liberty of hiring my own guillermo. welcome legendary actor, andy garcia. why don't you say hello to the new band leader. this is sheryl crow. he's actually got some good qualities. he's funny. he's smart. he's good to his family. he's an excellent lover. what is going on here? i didn't write any of this. come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> ben? ben, wait, ben. i never wanted us to end up this way. >> matt, you're the son we always wanted. >> welcome to the family, matty. >> and when we come back, a gaggle of huge stars jimmy kimmel could never dream of. ♪ >> do you want to be on "jimmy kimmel live"? >> is jimmy in there? >> jimmy's not hosting. i am. >> well, yeah. of course. >> jimmy's not in there, is he? >> well, technically, yes. i tied him to a chair and stuffed a gag in his mouth. do you know why people think jimmy's so funny? >> no, why. >> no. i was asking you. i was hoping you could tell me. is there anything you want to say before we wra up? oh, i'm sorry. we're out of time. good night, everybody. >> great show